Wishing to thank her for a most perfect experience of trips, sways, spins, whirls, twirls, and even at one point a pirouette I said simply, as the music stopped, “What a superb dancer you are!”

She replied at once, “That’s the corniest chat up line on the dance floor.”

I said, “I’m not trying to chat you up.”

She said, “Oh, so you think I’m not good enough for you.”

I said, “My script writer is getting sacked in the morning.”

I shall explain a little further tomorrow.

Tony Attwood

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